John Holloway a.k.a Seaforth/JohnInBasel/jib etc

Preliminary confession by SNEAKY C.U.N.T

First of all, I need to confess that the discovery of this man being a confirmed red was purely accidental. I, along with others, had long suspected it but there was no way of proving it. If you are reading this, you probably know all the reasons behind the suspicion so there is no need to go into them in depth.

This caper was purely an exercise in winding him up and wasting his time. The plan was to tell him outrageous things and see how much he would swallow before cottoning on that he was being laughed at. I wanted to see him announce that this person worked in a Chinese chipshop, or that person rode a clapped out old Hongdou scooter with decals of pink butterflies on it.
I had no idea what my joke would lead to. It's been slow going, and at times I thought he wasn't buying, but the use of his avatar on the VNN forum proves that he swallowed my story, hook line and sinker. The reason for his choice of that avatar will become apparent as you read through.